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Unenrolled From Bullshit Tote

$23
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Tired of carrying the chaos like a damn badge of honor? Same. This design is for the moms, women, and burnt-out badasses who finally said “nah” and tapped out of everyone else's mess. Bold, unapologetic, and brutally real — just like you. Part of the Reset Mama smartass affirmations collection.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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