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Unenrolled From Bullshit Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Tired of carrying the chaos like a damn badge of honor? Same. This design is for the moms, women, and burnt-out badasses who finally said “nah” and tapped out of everyone else's mess. Bold, unapologetic, and brutally real — just like you. Part of the Reset Mama smartass affirmations collection.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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